"If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?" - (via suspend)

(Source: hazelhirao, via posiitivethiinking)

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virginitity:

a true hero
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thegits:

IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via cat-naps-and-snacks-too)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via ayedrinny)

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juststareatthestarsforever:

foxnewsofficial:

me being kissed by a dolphin and the trainer being a third wheel 

are you single.
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iadorefashionn:

get this here
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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via cat-naps-and-snacks-too)

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i'm marissa. i'm 19. live in illinois. i hate my body.
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